A mans best friend is a dog…
But a womans best friend….is a squirrel
I was uncool before being uncool was cool.
let's *RUN AWAY* and never *LOOK BACK*
Dating guys is like bein' on the cereal isle...
you don't have to pick one, you can try lots of um.
A step towards the right path is two steps away from evil
Haha..i bet victoria dont even know her own secret!
¡!HELP EVIL MONKEYS EVERYWHERE!¡
u say HIGH MAINTENANCE like its a bad thing!!
boys are they really worth it ¿? HEAK YA
~~ItS nOt wHo YoU MaRRy~
~ItS WhO yOu DiVorCe~~
some times things fall apart for other things to fall into place
cut it 2 the bone....then take it back
~Oh, the chemistry between us could blow-up this place~
~She finally let go of her fake simle and the tears slowly rolled down
her cheek as she whispered to herself "I dont want to be me"~
~Secret Adimirer: a stalker with stationary~
I love you more then you'll ever know
Boy have two faults.....everything they say....and everything they do!
The best things in life are not free, they are PRICELESS!
*It’s not the opportunities given…But the chances taken*
LOVE IS LIKE A FIRE IT GOES OUT SOMETIMES
boys r the best
~~**~~2 cute 2 tak 2 u~~**~~
"Don't be dependant on other people to make you happy, it's your job."
~*~</3~*~ love is like a mountain smooth corners rough edges and hard falls ~*~</3~*~
Boys are like hairdressers, they mess up once and i will never go back.
The man that desearves you the most is the man that thinks he dosent
our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate...
it that we are powerful beyond measure
I am a day dreamer......
I think of him Too Much. way to much <3
did i say way to much?
L0vE iS giVinG s0mE0ne tHe p0weR t0 dEsTr0y y0u bUt tRusTinG tHeM n0t t0!!!!
I would hate to be Barbie....she has everything but lives out of a box
~If you were to ask how many times you ran through my mind,
I'd say once, cause baby, you never left it?
most girls would have given up on yu by now, i'm not most girls
I tiptoe around my feelings for you
%^ Saved by the Bell ^% DING!
a ear is like a heart and every I hear you
I melt knowing that you are talking to me :)
IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM.
NEVER CUT WHAT YOU CAN UNTIE.
WE CANNOT DIRECT THE WIND,
BUT WE CAN ADJUST OUR SAILS
The only thing better than being with you,
is telling people about you.
What if life gave you lemons,
but no one bought your lemonade?
~*~SHUT can't go UP only prices do~*~
new AND improved? WICH ONE IS IT?!?!?!
Sometimes you must get so weak to realise you are so strong!!!
*Fling >-----------<3-----------> HEY, THAT WAS MY BUTT!
Note to self: Don't get hit by stupid 'freakin Cupid!
Talk to the Squirrels... They talk back... CHIKA CHIKA!!
If you wanna be a smart cookie, then dont have a crumby attitude!
I am not smarter then a fifth grader!
sometimes I wish life was like it used to be, but then I realized it changed for the better
yer nyce, but not pretty
i lyke da lewks of yew
Do u seriously wanna go down that road because im pretty sure its a dead end?
You just opened a can that can not be sealed!
????......If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat......????
lifes too short so.....................
kiss quick and be dumped`
squirrell...its whats for dinner
I'vE AlWaYs WanTed To Be CoOl AnD CaPiTaLiZe EvErY OthEr LeTTer
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else theres daddy.
I’m here because I love you. not to be nice
In a world FULL of cheerios, be a fruit loop!
how are mexican penguins possible?!
*perfect body *
that's enough about me,
lets hear about yourself
RiGhT wHeN a GuY sWeEpS u OfF uR fEeT hE's AlWaYs In ThE rIgHt PoSiTiOn To DrOp U
i like walking in the rain cuz no one sees im crying
if everything goes rite.. im goin to love you forever
if it dances like a duck and if it quacks like a duck -its probably one of my blind dates
My ScArS rEmInD mE tHaT ThE pAsT iS rEaL
I GOT A MOUTH FULL OF SKITTLES-WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW?
Nice dress... Who killed the couch.
Where art my romeo?:(
"Yo, dawg, we be overusing dis gangstah talk.""Fo sho, fo sho!!"
~!~ WILL TRADE BOYFRIEND
FOR A PUPPY ~!~