Guys are like CD's - they just keep getting played over and over and over!
*~* LiFe Is ShOrT. aNd So Am I *~*
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
Girls are like fishes you gotta know where the best ones hide.
*Love is like a Waterfall, it pours out of you forever!*
Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice!
WeN i WaS yOuNgEr i pLaYeD wiT tOyZ...nOw DaT iM oLdEr i GoT mA bOyZ
First a Fire, Then a Flame; I'm a Chick No Man Can Tame
Freinds dont let friends dress like hoochies...
if you treat a girl like a dog, she's going to pee on you
You're hotter than a menorah on Hanukah!
I heard there was a fire in your heart
I guess it soaked through your skin because you are so darn hott
If a man stands in the middle of a forest speaking,
and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
..CaNcel My Subscrptions..
..I'M oVeR uR iSsUeS..
*Your as fake as that padded bra your wearing *!!!!!
*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
When in doubt, throw him out!
I think, therefore I'm single
Guys arr like cookies; once you have tried them all, u don't want them nemore
If you don't know where ur going, any road will take u there.
*~~If My LoVe FoR yOu ToOk ThE fOrM oF wAtEr... I'd Be DrOwNiNg.~~*
*Where is the good in Good-Bye?*
..*Be Sexy...Be True...Be Wild...Be You*..
THE ONLY PERSON CUTER THAN ME IS MY REFLECTION
Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow you there?
Orange you a lil shy to answer??
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!
***i'm not gifted * i'm weird***
*i have u in my heart~!*
* i have u in my liver~!*
*if i had u in my arms i'd throw u in da river*
A guy is only as faithful as his options
Guys r like busses another 1 will be around in 5 mins.
little kids say they love someone but
they dont mean it like teenagers do.....
your like a trafic ticket, uve got F-I-N-E writtin all over u!
ChEeRLeAdInG WeRe AnY hArDeR ThEy'D CaLL iT FOOze-BaLL
Why do guys like hurting girls feelings?
I'm not a piece of toast... so Why are you Buttering me UP?
girls are like video games, I never get tired of playin them
Your jealousy is my energy, ever wonder why I am so hyper?
GuRlZ ArE GrEaT, GuYz DoNt DeSeRvE uS
DoNt LooK DoWn On AnYoNe UnLeSS YoUr HeLpiNg ThEm Up
u told me u loved me but u lied
u told me u'd be there and then i cried
sum guyz are like gum, they loze their flava.
othas are like ice cream, you save'm for lata
God made all creatures beautiful
He just spent a little more time on some of us!!!
~~~~Still Looking..... but You'll Do For Now~~~~
tHe rOaD tO sUcCeSs iS aLwAyS uNdEr cOnStRuCtIoN
What trailer park did you grow up in?¿?¿?¿
i LuV mY aTiTdUdE PrObLeM...
I hAtE yOuRs...
i GoT ThE GuY u dOnT....
mAyBe We ShUd wOrK oN yOuR...
I love you but I'm not in love with you
My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
itz only funny until someone getz hurt...then itz hillerous
Moving too fast is like going over the speed limit ~
~ there's a chance you might crash!!!!
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other!
The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy.
The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind!
You say you hate me,
And i know that it is true,
But why cant i stop thinking of you!
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend.