*Sometimes I dream about being caried off
by a big giant squirrel.
Does that make me a nut?*
thought that U+ME=Never, but it turned out that it meant 4ever
kno what? u need to call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine!
I kiss him will he stop talking?
Why do free
thinkers all think alike?
~Rosez r red
Violetz r blu
Suga iz sweet
but revenge iz 2~
you come with a instruction manual cuz ur confussin me!
..::It Takes Both Rain And Sunshine To Make A Rainbow::
Women are stupider than men, because we date them.
your heart, but take your brain with you.
the noise inside my head bother you?
FrOm CaNdY aNd ToYz
2 CeLlPhOnEz AnD bOyZ
i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
DoNt DeSeRvE Me
i KnOw ThAt ItS TrUe,
bUt I WaNt u So bAd..
~Sometimes we must get hurt in order
to grow; we must fail in order to know.
Sometimes our vision clear only after
our eyes are washed away with tears.
off my planet
Yes, girls are right.
Men are a bunch of dogs.
Alot are really cute!
Tons of fun to play with
We keep all of them company.
And without us they would
be miserable and
I love not being you :)
u know ur smart?
smart as a cucumber on wheels!
remember your unique, just like everyone else!
being with you is like fallin thro a deep dark hole, but in that hole i find something
special, a treasure to behold*
Just cause your
not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!
not "When Wild Animals Attack!"
It's more like "When Stupid
People Get Bit!"
When the officer says:
"Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond:” Gee
officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
is like the number 8, it goes on and on and has its turns.
say a picture is worth a thousond words,
but when i looked at yours, i couldn't
If u didn't have feet would
u ware shoe's? Then why do u ware a bra???
life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun
and squirt it into
other peoples eyes!
There are a lot of fish
in the sea...but some of them are sharks
your boyfriend on how he treats your bestfriend!!**
hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ;
If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt!!!!!!!
somene says something back to you, say
" I've heard better combacks from
a turkey sandwich"
With a Wink and A
im Sry 2 announce but thys lil hottie haz got to BoUnCe...
with an X and an O (name) out like wo!
is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it
not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!
by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything's different~
you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in
look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself.
should call the police cuz you stealin my heart!
WAS SOOOOO 5 SECONDS AGO!
WiTh HiM sO lOnG, I gReW tO bE sO sTrOnG,
nOw wErE nOt ToGeThEr, I'm WeAkEr
i try not to let school
interfere with my social life
i knew the something
was wrong when my imagonary friends would not play with me
I Love U More Than Yesterday,
but Not as much as Tomorrow*
do not love someone under the condition that this person would love you back
ask God for a easy life,
ask him to make you a strong person~*
are you red and surrounded by fire
oops i got you confused with the deman
I'm not crazy!!... Im a teen!!
a moron holds a cow by the ears a clever man can milk it.
just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
love is fun, why arent you smileing?
is a taco-burrito conversation, NACHOS*
life is just like a math book, u both have problems
happend to u cross da street wit out looking?¿
sCaRiEsT ThiNg iN yOu LiFe iS To WaKe Up
WheN Ur oLd N ReaLiZe YoU NeVeR ReaLLy
Isn't having a smoking section
in a resturaunt sorta
like having a peeing section in a pool??
dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*
by my beauty?
Four important words in life:
CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, DRINK.
If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about
If you STEAL, steal someone's heart and if you DRINK, have one with
Boyz r great........ Every gurlz team needs
I believe in dragons,
men, and other fantacy creatures!
is lost~ im off 2 find it.
once i do, i gotta bind it.
cuz if i dont
then it'll be a mess
my luv 4 u will pour out and then there'd b less.