~*~ thErES nO I iN uGlY, bUT tHErES a U
SAve It For a TaLk ShOw ......... NoboDy
Lazy people should start a club, but
they are too lazy!
~*~sometimes stupid people
do smart things~*~
All i need is three things
1) a basket
2) a ball
3) some one to embarrss
Questions Just Results
If u try to chase two
rabbits at once you'll end up losing them both
now i feel all warm n fuzzy inside... but then again.. i just ate a live squirrel!
is the first word of Break Up*
run out, but questions neva stop comin
my lips: olive juice.
If you're looking for
If you could read my mind...you'd
be the 2nd smartest person on earth
is it on Mars?
¿*if MOTHS like THE light
SO much, WHY do THEY come OUT at NITE?*¿
so simple to be wise.
Just think of something stupid
to say and say the
The question is not Who am I
it's Am I who I am?
Due to the lack of funding
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!!
little cow wonders......"what will become of me with a name like patty?"
minds think alike, especially when they are female!!!
should clean your room...YOU MIGHT FIND YOUR BRAIN!
emit ruoy gnietsaw tsuj mi zoc siht daer ot qniyrt rehtob t’nod
is just another word for speedbump
pays off later, lazyness pays off now!
stop beating up boys
Ddi Yuo Konw Taht Yuo
Olny Ndee Teh Fsirt Ltter of a Wrod to Raed it, Hwo Starm Aer we!?!
had a little lamb...........and the doctor almost fainted
I could hold a star for everytime you made me smile,
I would have the night
sky in the palm of my hands
When I saw I thought
u were cute but after we kissed I thought u were h0t!!!
looks into the mirror..
little black rivers pour from her eyes..
promise the only way i'll ever hurt you
is by squezzing your hand too tight
She has bite marks one
from the things she never said
(about to shake other persons hand) ..get some.
early bird gets the worm...
But the late rising worm lives! ~*~
is RATS backwards....
did that change your perstective?
dark makeup I wear…is none of your concern.
fall in love at your age…or your heart will break in two*~*
say Phsyco like it's a bad thing
^^^You get the claws....
it's too loud....you're too old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a stranger offers you a peice of candy take two!
called~they want their hairstyle bak!!!*
dont repeat gossip,
so listen carefully the first time~**~
dont need glasses... i can squint just fine thank you!
i had a lithp, would you still love me?
thrills really can be worth something!
has no regrets...yet
Why does my alphabet soup
always spell redruM?
LOST SOUL. reward offered.
no questions asked.
no matter how high you
you can always trip and fall...
hips, luscious lips, is there a guy who is worthy of this?
all else fails lower your standards!
trust is a big thing in friendship, but so is forgiveness.
one is perfect......so I guess i must not really exist!!!!
life is short... buy pink shoes *~*
I leave, I'll give her a dozen roses, and tell her I'll be back before any of
Life gave me paths and i chose
Love... I put so much faith in it
life get's confusing...just smile and nod
do you know when someone loves you?
when they are not afraid to tell you!!!
7 times, stand up 8...
a good friend is someone
who helps u up when u fall, a best freind is someone who laughs a trips u again!
bEtTeR? a LiE tHaT dRaWs A sMiLe Or ThE tRuTh ThAt DrAwS a TeAr?~*~
NoT StArInG aT yOu, We'Re sTaRiNg At ThE gUy BeHiNd yOu!!**
a mouse cheese and he'll want a knife~
Never See The View, If You Dont Live On The EDGE*
He WoRtH tHe HiGh PhOnE BiLL?????